Boy Meets World Quotes

marriage

Sat, 06 Aug 2011 13:15:06 -0500

Minkus: Mr. Feeny, would it be okay if I brought my wife?
Shawn: Oh, come on, Minkus. What’s gonna marry you?
Minkus: Topanga!

george

Fri, 05 Aug 2011 19:46:05 -0500

Mr. Feeny: General, I’m dying for you to elaborate.
Cory: What’s the point, Mr. Feeny? We all know we kicked British butt!
Mr. Feeny: Winners and losers aside, General, if we do not understand history, we are doomed to repeat its mistakes.
Cory: Oh, who cares about George Washington? Who cares about King George? Was every boring guy in history named George? I meant every dead boring guy.

made in japan

Fri, 05 Aug 2011 16:33:05 -0500

Mr. Feeny: Taxation without representation! King George?
Minkus: We provide the colonists with all their finished manufactured goods. We deserve remuneration.
Mr. Feeny: General Washington?
Cory: Fine, keep your goods. Like we need your stinkin’ British goods. We’re American, we’re independent. We’ll get our goods from Japan!

poker face

Fri, 05 Aug 2011 13:16:05 -0500

Mr. Feeny: I see your Juicy Fruit, and I raise you a Chiclet.

homies

Thu, 04 Aug 2011 19:46:05 -0500

Cory: Where’s Mr. Feeny? I mean, George?
Mr. Feeny: Hey Dude! Sorry I’m late! I was chillin’ with my homies.

roll call

Thu, 04 Aug 2011 16:32:05 -0500

Cory: Let’s start with the roll call. Lawrence, Topanga.
Topanga: I’m channeling. I will only answer to the name Hhhhmmmaaaaauuuggghhh.
Cory: Okay, present, but not all here.

cushion

Thu, 04 Aug 2011 13:16:05 -0500

Cory: Topanga, what are you doing?
Topanga: Moving my desk out of the way. I’ve decided I would rather sit on a traditional yoga cushion.
Cory: Oh, come on, Minkus! Don’t tell me you want to sit on a yogurt cushion!

homework for minkus

Wed, 03 Aug 2011 19:46:05 -0500

Cory: Okay, guys. For homework tonight, read the first 30 pages in whatever that book was that George assigned us yesterday.
Minkus: But that was the assignment last night.
Cory: Minkus, not long ago, I was a student myself, and I remember that sixth graders don’t always do their homework. So this way, everyone gets a second chance.
Minkus: Excuse me, Mr. Hey Dude, but I did my homework.
Cory: Minkus, get a life. That’s your homework assignment. Get a life.

dress code

Wed, 03 Aug 2011 16:32:05 -0500

Topanga: If we’re going to eliminate the cap rule, can we also discard the dress code in its entirety?
Cory: Why? You’re not thinking about showing up, like, naked tomorrow, are you?

hey dude

Wed, 03 Aug 2011 13:15:05 -0500

Cory: I’m your new teacher, and my name is Hey Dude. That all right with you, George?
Mr. Feeny: Mi class-a es su class-a.

lesson thing

Tue, 02 Aug 2011 19:47:06 -0500

Alan: Why does Feeny want that bike?
Amy: Alan, obviously this is one of those Mr. Feeny lesson things.
Alan: Well, what if the lesson is, “I want that bike!”

bike vs garden weasel

Tue, 02 Aug 2011 16:32:06 -0500

Alan: What exactly did you two high rollers bet?
Cory: Well, I put up my bike.
Alan: What? I just bought you that bike.
Cory: Relax, Dad. Feeny’s the one who’s gonna lose big.
Amy: Yeah, what did Mr. Feeny put up against your bike? His garden weasel?

independence

Tue, 02 Aug 2011 13:15:05 -0500

Amy: Morgan, honey, I could really, really use your help in the kitchen.
Morgan: Well, you’re just gonna have to be more independent because I want to stay and talk to Linda.

prejudice

Mon, 01 Aug 2011 19:46:05 -0500

Mr. Feeny: This week in Social Studies, we’ll be talking about prejudice.
Cory: Good, because I’m prejudiced against the scungy food in the cafeteria.

straight a's

Mon, 01 Aug 2011 16:32:05 -0500

Grandma Bernice: Who is this guy?
Cory: My teacher.
Grandma Bernice: Does he give you straight A’s?
Cory: No.
Grandma Bernice: (to Feeny) And why not?
Mr. Feeny: Have you talked to the boy?

20 minutes

Mon, 01 Aug 2011 13:15:05 -0500

Eric: Hi, Grandma. Cor. Look, Dad, I’ve been up in my room for the last twenty minutes, okay?
Mr. Feeny: Alan, I would appreciate it if you kept your son and his hormones inside the house, at least until my niece leaves.
Alan: Why George, what are you talking about? Eric’s been up in his room for twenty minutes.

mr. feeny's niece

Sun, 31 Jul 2011 19:46:05 -0500

Eric: How long have you been up there?
Cory: Long enough to watch you swap spit with a Feeny!

lip master

Sun, 31 Jul 2011 16:31:06 -0500

(Eric is making out with Mr. Feeny’s niece. Enter Shawn and Alan)
Shawn: Eric! The lip master!

girls

Sun, 31 Jul 2011 13:15:05 -0500

Eric: How long do you think I can go without taking a shower before my arm gets all gross and disgusting?
Cory: Is this what’s gonna happen to me when my hormones kick in?
Eric: Yeah, like I don’t have anything else on my mind but girls. Look, I got a lot of other things on my mind besides girls. A lot of other things. There’s like—girl! Girl, right there! Right there!

baseball card

Sat, 30 Jul 2011 19:46:05 -0500

Cory: How’d you get this?
Grandma Bernice: How’d I get it? I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die, and then I pried that out of his cold, dead fingers. Or I bought it for seven bucks at a swap meet, you make the call.